I am the BAT...Tom...

skullpanda:

It’s February: the season when our evil corporate overlords demand we express our love via their cheap commercial goods. Well, don’t give in to their demands. Give in to MY demands. Buy my book.

Nothing says “I love you” like Skull Panda in Love, a 32-page collection of Rikk Estoban classics which can be purchased online from Topatoco.

Nothing.

something like this would probably happen to me… from the Huffington Post: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/28/how-not-to-get-a-second-date_n_939809.html

something like this would probably happen to me… from the Huffington Post: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/28/how-not-to-get-a-second-date_n_939809.html

arrestedwesteros:

Michael: I can’t stand to hear one more lie out of this family.Tobias [to Lindsay]: Ahh, there’s the woman I’m sexually attracted to.Michael: Okay, but that’s the last one. 
Family Ties - 3x11

arrestedwesteros:

Michael: I can’t stand to hear one more lie out of this family.
Tobias [to Lindsay]: Ahh, there’s the woman I’m sexually attracted to.
Michael: Okay, but that’s the last one. 

Family Ties - 3x11

I make my friends drink weird things…
littlemissstephaniie:

the strangest soda i’ve ever had. thanks tom!

I make my friends drink weird things…

littlemissstephaniie:

the strangest soda i’ve ever had. thanks tom!

nevver:

Chuck Palahniuk
Batman is a fun poker player

Batman is a fun poker player